Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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