Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I skipped work to stalk him.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
my liver is dry heaving
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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