fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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