Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
i think my cat just said my name.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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