quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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