He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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