I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize