Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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