I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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