At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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