Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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