Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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