she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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