escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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