that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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