I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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