Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just want to make out with him forever
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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