It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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