I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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