So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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