idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
No subtext here. People are naked.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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