lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Your dad touched me again.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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