dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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