if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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