found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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