That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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