belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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