Your tits are I can't wait for
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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