I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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