My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
We got so high we made milksteak
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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