He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was like eating out sand paper
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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