Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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