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(480): View more from Arizona

too bad you live with your parents still

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(806): View more from Texas

Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...

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(248): View more from Michigan

I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time

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(785): View more from Kansas

a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class

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(304): View more from West Virginia

please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker

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(217): View more from Illinois

So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.

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(310): View more from California

But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed

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(716): View more from New York

If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels

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