The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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