the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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