TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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