So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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