i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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