This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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