I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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