Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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