I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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