I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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