dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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