I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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