real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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