If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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