Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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