You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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