Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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