Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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