i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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