windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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