Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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