Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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