I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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