how do flat chested girls get laid?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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