after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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